• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

smithwestrns:

how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me

*jumps into this bandwagon several weeks late with Starbucks* Am I cool now?

This entire post is dedicated to my awesome (in a dysfunctional sort of way) Team Edain family. Live fast, die awesome.

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

miss-sheffield:

arctiicmxnkeys:

arctic-wankies:

crowded-of-badasses:

cornerstorm:

Why’d you only call me when you’re high censored part.

I cant believe this

This deserves a special place on my wall

Hahaha

omg precious

miss-sheffield:

arctiicmxnkeys:

arctic-wankies:

crowded-of-badasses:

cornerstorm:

Why’d you only call me when you’re high censored part.

I cant believe this

This deserves a special place on my wall

Hahaha

omg precious

shaunhastingsdiary:

hejibits:

gun perspective in FPS games doesn’t make any sense

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

arctikalex:

OH MY GOD

arctikalex:

OH MY GOD

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation