james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
arctic monkeys should do a tour of just their b-sides cause i would pay a stupid amount of money to watch alex sing ‘i want you down on all fours’
Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.